briannathestrange:

things I enjoy

• cuddling
• snuggling
• sitting in laps
• having my hair scratched/stroked
• burrowing next to people
• forehead kissies

things I enjoy but rarely get to do because no one does them with me

• cuddling
• snuggling
• sitting in laps
• having my hair scratched/stroked
• burrowing next to people
• forehead kissies

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dailymantra:

you see, kiddo, a ship is formed when I decide two people love each other very much

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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heartdiver123:

zippkat:

heartdiver123:

zippkat:

why do people bruise so easily in fanfictions

Are the characters particularly pale?

doesnt matter- i’m pale and i dont bruise that easily

No, but it does. Like, I’m pale if you don’t look at my freckles, and I DO…

Leave a comment to the author explaining that. Be mean so they’ll get better.

zippkat:

heartdiver123:

zippkat:

why do people bruise so easily in fanfictions

Are the characters particularly pale?

doesnt matter- i’m pale and i dont bruise that easily

No, but it does. Like, I’m pale if you don’t look at my freckles, and I DO bruise easily on my arms and stuff. Not, like, one brush easy, but if I fall I’ll have a bruise.
Crazy easy bruising suggests cancer. But I understand your problem. Apparently bruising is an interesting plot device…?

yourdailydoseofjoy:

( ´ ▽ ` ) Good evening, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` )

The date is June 17, 2013 on a Monday

Always remember to take care of yourself! This means getting enough sleep and eating good foods! Never put your health and well-being at risk!

( ´ ▽ ` ) Have a wonderful evening and rest! ( ´ ▽ ` )

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zippkat:

why do people bruise so easily in fanfictions

Are the characters particularly pale?

alerted:

f-r-e-s-h-vibes:

qreen-tea:

hahpy:

pineapples are literally the best

they make my tongue sting

Mine too omg

message me a heart after you follow me for a promo

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tyranosaurus-banks:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

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